Well, it looks like the London Mayoral position is going from one crazy publicity obsessed buffoon to another. As a old Londonian, may I just say, Oh. My. Fucking. God. I guarantee the return of the black plague, at least one biblical apocalypse and war with Liverpool within six months.

A very dark day for British politics today. At what point did England forget that the Tories are still, you know, The fucking Tories?

Oh well.

Ellen is watching me write this an insists on a mention, which is precisely what she has just recieved.

And I don’t know what she means by ‘Is that it?’