Do you know how you love to read the immensely accurate and piercing remarks of a drunken fool? Well here we go! Women are, quite officially, not only beguiling but also evil and heinous. Now, I realise that this is wildly inacurate and potentially offensive, but I have to ask, where are these women that like to see a sensitive and caring man? Because as far as I can tell, they don’t fucking exist. I’m fucking angry, pissed off and drunk. Not a good combo.

I’m not a happy lamb.

Also, apologoes for not posting sooner, Talk Talk are being evil sonsofbitches again so I have no net.

Having thought about it, I hereby reverse everything I just said. Also, that last saved post made no sense but I thought I’d post it anyway.