Do you know how you love to read the immensely accurate and piercing remarks of a drunken fool? Well here we go! Women are, quite officially, not only beguiling but also evil and heinous. Now, I realise that this is wildly inacurate and potentially offensive, but I have to ask, where are [...]

As Jonic was so keen to point out, yesterday the calender had the indignity of completing yet another rotation leading to my own age increase. It’s not big, and it’s not clever, God, to play such terrible tricks on a man.
I took the whole week off work, partly because I knew I’d need the [...]

For those of you readers who knew what was happening this evening, may I just say that I have spent a thoroughly enjoyable evening in the company of someone who literally makes my spine tingle. That is all I have to say on the matter. To anyone who knows not the slightest thing [...]

I woke up and felt fine today, went to work and realised that I couldn’t talk. So I came home. I actually then forgot, so when I went to buy some lunch from the shop, I went to the till and tried to engage the shopzombie in conversation, only for none to come [...]