Current Pages Written: 11 (Still on target)

As well as continuing as I mean to go on, tonight I’ve also been working at finally finishing the compilation I’ve been promising Jonic for so long it’s no longer funny. Suffice to say though, at three cd’s in length, it’s going to be the best thing ever. I shall shortly reward such dedication and perspiration by watching the most recent episode of Heroes, so I shall be caught up with American television.

My bank have finally deemed me worthy to receive a cash card that I can use to actually buy things in shops, my last one being so useless that the lack of a nearby cashpoint rendered me as useless as Chris O’Donnell playing Robin.

I man really, isn’t that just the campest attempt at being a superhero ever? He looks like he’s trying to cower from some unseen foe. And look how shiny that suit is! Look at the attempt at emotion on his face! And is he farting?