Goddamn Poxy Day

February 14th 2007 | 16:13 | Film | General

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I’d like to thank the kind marketing firms that cook up such interminable delights as Valentine’s Day for reminding me of the fact that I am single. I really needed that. Without such a reminder I may have actually enjoyed my day off. Wouldn’t want that, would we?

A small question for anyone reading this: What do you do when you’re round a friend’s house and they put Miss Congeniality on? What is the correct protocol for such an event?

2 Comments

Jonic

February 14th 2007 | 16:50

The easiest thing to do would be to simply leave, but I would like to think that no matter the friend in question, protocol should involve a healthy dose of extreme violence…

I’m with you on the Valentine’s thing… Stupid rubbish… Not made any easier for the fact that today is also a year since Jenn and I got back together… Double cack…

Stupid girls… You’re all shit…

Except those of you that aren’t…

Paul

February 15th 2007 | 01:03

I did actually stay and watch the whole film and found it banal yet diverting. If it had managed to fit in any more clichés though it would have had to have become the victim of an axe attack.

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