Immense thanks (or indeed props) go to Heather for pointing out the following video to me:

I haven’t laughed that hard in a good long while. However, Miss Heather, I see your Fucking Hoff Style and I raise you this!

If you make it to the end of this second one the title of this post will make sense.

It seems the world of dating in the modern rock scene is more dangerous than I had thought. It seems that after I blew off the girl who so spectacularly fucked up my New Years the other night at Fibbers, she has retaliated in that most crushing of ways. She has deleted me as a Myspace friend! How ever will I cope? They’ll all be laughing at me in the factory where they manufacture skin-tight jeans and MCR hoodies!
Edit: It seems that her conscience has gotten the better of her and she has undeleted me! Oh well. I’m going to go and watch a Will Smith romcom to compound my lack of taste.