Is it so wrong that I’m gaining perverse amounts of pleasure from the premiere of American Idol? I just love watching talentless people being utterly stupefied by people pointing out the measure of their inadequacies. it’s what would never lead me to audition for anything of the like. The nagging, gnawing feeling of ‘but what if I suck balls.’

Best quote so far: Contestant: “Is there anything I can do to make it better?” Simon: “Leave.”

Hideously overdue mixtape update, I can’t make anything work, so I’m going to just give up. if anyone really cared, let me know and I’ll get back to you.